NEWS ALERT

 

SQUEEZE RETIRES; KETCHUP NAMED THE CHICAGO DOGS OFFICIAL MASCOT

 

ROSEMONT, Ill – In a stunning announcement, written on a hot dog wrapper, Squeeze is riding off into the sunset of retirement. The lovable mascot, adored and hugged by Chicago Dogs fans of all ages, will be taking a step back from game entertainment in order to relax.

 

The Chicago Dogs released a statement, “We thank Squeeze for the flavor he has provided on and off the field and are saddened to see him go. We have no choice but to make Ketchup our official mascot. We’re sure Chicago will come around to putting ketchup on hot dogs.”

 

When asked for a statement, Ketchup simply gave a maniacal smile and slowly backed away.